Camper's has been around almost 25 years, seen a wide range of internal conflict and had a quick fling with Virgin records. Their song, "The Day Lassie Went to the Moon" is pretty much the reason people should download Telephone Free Landslide Victory. I wonder what kind of drugs they were on when they wrote it. If you're not smiling at least a little by the end of the song, I'm convinced you don't have a soul.
December 29, 2009
90's Take 1.
Camper's has been around almost 25 years, seen a wide range of internal conflict and had a quick fling with Virgin records. Their song, "The Day Lassie Went to the Moon" is pretty much the reason people should download Telephone Free Landslide Victory. I wonder what kind of drugs they were on when they wrote it. If you're not smiling at least a little by the end of the song, I'm convinced you don't have a soul.
December 26, 2009
2009, Year of the podcast
December 23, 2009
<3 Christmas Music
Recently in the zoo of consumer-last-minute-gift-buying I heard Bruce Springsteen in the dollar store. I immediately started dancing in the aisles with the tinsel. When all else fails just add Bruce Springsteen's "Santa Claus is Coming to Come", Bob Seger's "The Little Drummer Boy". Also heard today, The Carpenters "Merry Christmas Darling" & Frank Sinatra's "White Christmas".
December 21, 2009
Coming Clean
What does this have to do with you? Well, you're reading my blog. You're partaking in the shift. The internet is redefining cultural paradigms. Ah-ha!
December 20, 2009
Fuck. You. American. Apparel./Much Love Yo La Tengo.
http://clamormagazine.org/issues/38/aa/straub.php
1-Ok, honestly, I've never bought anything except sexy objectifying underwear for a male, which I was totally ok with at the time. However now I realize the apparent flaws and hypocrisy in doing so-- 18 and ignorant.
December 17, 2009
S^3 Sleep. Sasquatch.Stomach
I need sleep, desperately. I'm clinging to inordinate amounts of caffeine thus, my stomach is starting to hate me. I hope I can keep my cool with small children today at a Holiday party.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.
However I received an e- greeting card today and it had sasquatch in it.
Sasquatch=completely hilarious.
I have no idea how I'm going to power through, I just know I have no choice. Sasquatch, furry beast of the northwest.
December 16, 2009
Academia
I arrive, homemade chili in hand (delicious homemade chili) and as I walk up the stairs to his very small studio above a bar, I can hear the bass from the music penetrate the floor. I think about how this is contrasted by the quiet I find in my own home. We eventually settle and realize that we are missing one key piece, celebratory champagne.
We leave the thumpa-thumpa of his apartment and walk to the co-op downtown. This brings an air of nostalgia and a subtle reminder of change. I buy the champagne, making small talk with the attractive hippie chic man scanning my groceries, a practiced keen wit perfected with time and practice. I shove the bottle in my purse and we walk back to his apartment. As my boots hit the hardwood floor and echo, I hear Jay-Z “99 problems” push its way through the thin mahogany.
Fast forward to an empty champagne bottle and The Beatle’s “Thinking for Yourself” with his ukulele solo of “I will Survive” and the thumpathumpa of Lady Gaga. I think his neighbors must hate us, they must hear everything. There is an old man next door who was pleasant with suspenders. He must hate us the most.
Here I must mix in a conversation about the ignorance of American culture. He yells, “Vice magazine represents all that is wrong with American culture!” and I slur, “Yessssssssssss!! YESYESYES!” and fall back into my chair with a predicted stupor.(See post about Vice magazine)
http://gogorunifyoucan.blogspot.com/2009/11/oh-romania.html
December 14, 2009
Mountain.
December 13, 2009
In a recent conversation, in which you clearly know the question you pose to the other party & the other party answers, knowing full well you were asking with a subtle basis of judgment . They now suddenly feel pressure to answer accordingly.
I asked them what kind of music they felt they enjoyed listening to.
Let me just say here that I don't want to be a pretentious asshole but I know I'm going to sound like one
And their response was the most unique I have ever received. Usually people feel the need to create either a really hip honest answer or they just answer with really predictable manners, like, "Well, mostly indie stuff" or "Underground hiphop and jazz fusion" or "KANYE!" or "Lady GaGa, because she's just so Euro-trash and original." etc. etc.
But instead, they said that there was a tranquility that is found in silence. They then answered the question. Which was really an ingenious way to answer a question by posing music's unsaid enemy silence-- because really music covers silence. In a way you can never have music and silence at the same time. So doesn't that make them enemies, in a strictly figurative sense? In relation to this, silence, at least for myself and many people I know covers loneliness. However, at the end of the day you have to embrace the comfort of silence no matter what record you are playing or what music playlist is on your computer.
It then progressed to a discussion of Bon Iver. I told him that I read somewhere that listening to Bon Iver was like being able to read and feel a person's most intimate moments. That there is nothing more honest than a singer with a guitar/instrument. It is raw, uninhibited by other's subjective input and in that simplicity, honesty is so clear. While I enjoy the complexities of bands (such as dirty projectors) they don't seem to be as honest as Neil Young or Bon Iver. Keep it simple.
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December 10, 2009
Two movies you should see,
This movie is almost flawless and perfect. The characterization, acting and as usual the cinematography is beautiful. The use of aperture and depth of field is something I idolize when I take photographs. It almost made me cry in the theatre. I always knew that Coco Chanel built an empire (when that was almost unheard of for a woman) and defined a lot of the constructs of the 'modern' women, free from the constructs of clothing (and thus symbolically free from the male's dominating force shown through beauty constructs) It was incredibly beautiful and sad.
Les Miserables (1998; directed by Billie August)
Ok. The trailer is a little cheesy but Liam Neeson in an epic power struggle with Geoffrey Rush? So good.
December 8, 2009
Do Make Say Think was probably one of the best instrumentals groups to come out of the late 90's... not only does their sound prove it but so does this video. teddy bears drinking+poker+cigarettes? Fantastic!
December 7, 2009
December 1, 2009
Fun with Sexism
There were three old men on a beach, on that same beach there happened to be a lovely women in a bikini. She was beautiful. She was sexy and alluring. One man said, “I would love to kiss her and hug her…(long pause) and oh wait, what was that other thing we used to do?” The other two men looked quizzically at one another.
After telling us, our table erupted in tequila induced laughter. I then looked over at his wife who was clearly not amused. She pulled him away, dragging him by his elbow away from our table.
As my grandmother so aptly said on thanksgiving, “Men will always think with their penis." My grandfather proved this statement later that night when he said, "Oh! I remember Peggy Lee when she used to be a virgin."