or What Happened in the Full Theater
When Lane Pryce Made a Texan/American (arguably) Dick Joke.
I'm not from Texas. But, I was in a theater surrounded by a bunch of friendly Mad Men (Live Under a Rock? Here's "Mad Men) loving hipster Texans when Lane Pryce made a cowboy steak dick joke.
Just follow my logic:
+
MEAT
=
+
 |
| (Big American Penis) |
is EQUAL TO
British Interpretations of the Texan American Masculine male.
(seriously folks, it took me forever to find this picture.FOREVER thanks: thepassersbypost )
The entire theater erupted in an echoing laughter, and it was fucking beautiful.
Moments like these, friends, remind me of why I moved here. Lane making a dick joke from Texas (it was a dick joke!!) while in Texas. It was seriously the top 3 moments of my time here thus far. Also I don't want to talk about how I found the American Penis. It was both hilarious and frightening.
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